Ten things...

Via Cnytr:"ten things you've done that your readers probably haven't"...

I've...
1. ...been on a TV quiz show.
2. ...served the Pope during the Easter Triduum
3. ...downed a pint of Coca-Cola in one go as part of my birthday celebrations. (Twice)
4. ...been to a party with some Swiss Guards.
5. ...driven a train.
6. ...spent Good Friday morning chasing cattle cross-country.
7. ...discovered an autographed copy of a work by John Henry Newman in a libabry.
8. ...been in hospital to have a fishbone removed from my throat.
9. ...fended off the attack of some Barbary Apes who were trying to steal my glasses.
10. ...been beaten around the head by a Papal Master of Ceremonies.