There's a fascinating story in the Telegraph:
A church has been branded so ugly by couples planning to tie the knot that it has not held a wedding for nearly six years.
The 1960s-designed Good Shepherd with St John in West Bromwich has been christened an "architectural kiss of death" by its vicar, the Rev Patrick Okechi, 42.
Would-be brides and grooms say the post-modern building looks unromantic in photographs and would ruin their special day, according to Mr Okechi.
Folks, expect posting to be sporadic to non-existent until Easter Week - much business.